Cigars Quotes

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Cigars

• A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.

M*A*S*H, Klinger, Bug-Out
1976

• A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Groucho Marx

• Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

Charles Dickens

• Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

Mark Twain

• Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Groucho Marx

• I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.

Winston Churchill.

• I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
• Variation: I smoke in moderation.^ I can tell you that there was never one cigarettethat I ever smoked that was worth the price that we have paid.
  • Cigarette Anyone
  ^ We have made one trip to Boston, which is basically informational, and it has been decided to take more tests and set up appointments which take months to arrange.
  • Cigarette Anyone
  ^ I'm still the time bomb waiting to go off, even if I never smoke again.
  • Cigarette Anyone
  Only one cigar at a time.

Mark Twain

• I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

George Burns

• If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

George Burns

• If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

98 year old George Burns

• Cigars are like new life in a twisted world

James Francesco

• Of course, I started as a collector. A true collector. I can remember as if it were only yesterday the heart- pounding excitement as I spread out upon the floor of my bedroom The Edward G. Robinson Collection of Rare Cigar Bands. I didn't play at collecting. No cigar anywhere was safe from me.

Edward G. Robinson

• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Sigmund Freud

• There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant, empty, perhaps enlivened by some fable of strife to be forgotten - before the end is told - even if there happens to be any end to it.

Joseph Conrad

• There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall.

Fidel Castro

• What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar!

Thomas Marshall, Vice-president of Woodrow Wilson

• Cigar smoking is a hobby, not a habit.

Art Fuente
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